Hapee 32nd Birthdae, Harry Potter!
guys i find attractive
twice my age
interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go no you are genetically impossible that is not a dominant allele
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Grand Adventures of...: I think tumblr should buy... →
bastardlybrendan: fatpeoplemakemehappy: The Social Justice Brigade will act as the “Fun Police” and ride around on White Stallions and kill anyone who fails to recite every single dehumanising label that is applied to every single aspect of their existence. The Black and White…
me after finishing a really good book
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR
teeeeks: There is massive hail coming down, breaking windows and ripping out tree branches. My bf and I are tying to find my cat, since he is OUTSIDE, and she’s yelling at me to stop, and calling me stupid for looking for him. Sort if I’m worried about my idiot cat who is probably getting hit by hail. Stupid cunt, if it was your cat you’d be worried.