May 2013
11 tags
misfitmonica:
I love when students move out.
We got a new flatscreen tv that works perfectly fine today. It was sitting out with the trash.
I also upgraded my desk chair to one that is way more comfy and doesn’t creak everytime you move. I also got two new pans, and a complete electric shaver/hair cutting kit. No idea if I’ll ever use it. But if I ever want to pull a Britney Spears I am now...
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
This hurt me in the feels
6 tags
justisse:
xxfluffygenocidexx:
justisse:
when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period
We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.
Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.
we’re gonna need a bigger jar
basedona10000caloriediet:
kinzilauren:
maarkhoppus:
caucasianandwhite:
maarkhoppus:
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
girlhuman1991:
my knees are soft and my cheeks are soft and my thighs are soft and my little boobies are soft and my butt is soft and my neck is soft and my tummy is soft and my lips and i’m a girl human and i’m squishy and so soft too here touch me
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
9 tags
everyday: i need new clothes
overlymiserable:
how do people even get the courage to ask someone out on a date I can’t even order my own fucking subway without nearly crying
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
